UG Date

My long awaited encounter with the unattractive girl finally took place last night. I got to the bar before she did and started throwing a few Guinness back to ease the pain of her face. I probably shouldn’t have done this on an empty stomach. I’ve met a few new people at the bar once again and she arrives at 7:30 pm.

We sit behind the seats at the bar and begin to talk and she starts right away with the touching. Every opportunity she gets she puts her hand on my leg, my arm, wherever she can find. I’m getting pretty wasted and I tell her I want to close out and get some food and go back to my place. I know she clearly wants me so I figure I should leave before blacking out and not being able to set up to the plate when needed. I close out my tab of 4 beers for me 1 beer for her and she still paid half the bill. I tell her that I’m leaving because I closed out and I’m done with my beer and she’s still nursing her second one. She promptly gets me another Guinness which has to be my last one.

I finish it really quickly because I really want to get the hell out of there, as I already have my arm around her and inside her shirt caressing the side of her. Touching it slowly to turn her on and she feels it. We start making out at the bar and it’s like 9 pm and everyone is there watching the game. I didn’t want to go all out because this is my local bar and I’m there 5 times a week. We kiss on and off while she keeps slipping me her tongue. I end up finishing her beer because it would take her forever and I wanted to leave and get her in bed. This is where it gets weird.

We leave holding hands and I promptly sign to the bartender that I’m going to try and nail this girl so we both get a good laugh out of it. We walk to the corner a block away from my apartment where she claims she’s going home. She wants me to walk her to the subway which I refuse to do because I’m up the block from my apt and the subway is a 15 minute, one way. It just isn’t practical! We argue and she’s upset that I refuse to do that much for her because she has an hour subway ride to her place. We make out some more as the sexual tension was clearly there.

I tell her I’m going home. She and I walk in opposite directions and I call my buddy to tell him what went down. My call is interrupted by someone as it’s her calling, telling me she can’t believe I actually left and that she’s walking back to me but I’m already just in front of my place so I tell her she needs to come down here and I’m not walking back to our previous corner. She abides but continues to whine that I didn’t walk her to the subway. I let her know my apartment is right there and she should come and take a look and then leave since she’s that close.

We walk in and my roommate is sitting on my couch so I go into my room to seal the deal but she keeps on going on about this subway shit. I lie down on my bed and tell her to have a seat which she does eventually at my feet. She gets up and then I tell her to sit again this time she sits closer to my head so I kiss her and try to turn her on again but she’s still pissed about the subway thing. We make out some more and I ask her to lay down so we can cuddle but she refuses. I tell her I’m laying here and she can leave if she wants.

She gets up and leaves saying, “I assume you won’t walk me to your door”. Which I don’t and she’s gone.

This girl had a decent body, big nose and beady eyes but I still wanted to fuck her. She was all over me but I guess she didn’t want to fuck on the first date but made a bet which I won at the bar to buy me dinner next time, her way of getting a second date. I’m not quite sure I want a second date but maybe I’ll invite her over for a movie and take out and try to fuck the hell out of her then. It was a good experience and I got a good make out session.

~ by nycgeek on November 30, 2007.