Easy Sex from the Ugly Girl?

I’ve posted several times about the ugly girl that wants to hang out with me so badly and who I can clearly fuck tomorrow night if I so choose. Well I’ve never met her and we’ve exchanged many many e-mails back and forth. I’ve basically said that I’m going to attempt to fuck her tomorrow night and she bought right into it.

UG: Well try not to be out drinking too late and get some rest tonight. You can continue your drunken debauchery with me tomorrow night.

NYCGeek: Are you going to get me drunk and take advantage of me?

UG: A lady never tells.

NYCGeek: I got to tell the bartenders to watch out for me tomorrow night unless you’re planning on cooking me breakfast friday morning.

UG: Well that depends….what do you have in your pantry? Haha.

NYCGeek: Eggs. How’s your omelette skills?

UG: Pretty good actually.

NYCGeek: Will you serve it to me in bed? Cause that’s important.

UG: Hmm, we’ll see how things go.

~ by nycgeek on November 28, 2007.